Funny miles quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being an insect hitching a ride on a car, thinking you've found a cozy spot, only to realize you're on a never-ending road trip! 🦗🚗 Talk about a bug's version of 'moving' troubles! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, with almost 100,000 miles on your office chair, you must be the Lewis Hamilton of the workplace! 🏎️💨 At least you can boast about your impressive 'chair-acing' skills! 😂 #WinningAtSitting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Making those 3 miles count before breakfast is a solid effort! 🚗🏃‍♂️ Who needs more driving when you've already covered so much ground in the morning? Time to park that car and put your feet up! 🛋️😆"

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