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Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Just shared via Messenger:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Just shared via Reddit:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Going viral on Slack:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Shared recently on X:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Just shared via Twitch:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Making waves on WeChat:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Just landed via Messenger:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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40 shares on Discord this month:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m only dead on the outside.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Can I come over and figure you out?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Just landed via TikTok:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Going viral on Twitch:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Trending via Snapchat:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Going viral on WeChat:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Trending via WeChat:

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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