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Guess I should've asked Santa for a financial advisor instead of toys! 🎅💰😂
440 Funny money quotes
Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.
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Guess those wallets got a secret grandkid upgrade! 🍔💸👵👴
That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.
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When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣
Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.
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When the credit card company sees me at the checkout line, they should start playing the Rocky theme song! 🥦💳🥊
Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?
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Oops, guess my wallet had a wild night out with my Amazon cart! 🤦♂️💸📦
A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.
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Italy: where the gelato is cold and your ambitions to work are even colder! 🍦💸🙃
Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.
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When you realize true love can come with dinner reservations and no split checks 😂💸❤️
Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.
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Who knew being my own chef would make me a master at converting hours into cents! 🍳⏳💰
I have more trips planned than I have money.
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Planning trips like a millionaire, budgeting like a college student! 💸✈️😅
I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.
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Forget travel dates, my wallet sets the itinerary! 🤑🗺️🍕