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Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬
188 Funny movie quotes
“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.
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Move over, Titanic! Batman Forever is the true love story 😂🌹🦇
So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’
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Who knew LEGO could get all shook up? 😂🕺🧱
Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.
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When "Netflix and chill" turns into "close pop-ups and pray" 😂🍿📺
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
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If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬
Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.
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Remembering when "Be kind, rewind" was the biggest stress in life 🎥🍿😂
Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!
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When Netflix's algorithm is 100% sure I need "A Documentary on Ant Farming" instead of the blockbuster I actually searched for! 📽️🐜🍿
“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.
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Plot twist: my 5-year plan is to finally decide which toppings to get on my popcorn 🍿😂
You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.
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Having kids is like adopting your very own chatty sidekick, but with less hoof and more "why" 🐴🎤👶
There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.
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Looks like the real wolves were just good actors in suits! 🐺💼😂