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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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Friends with consequences.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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