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Nothing's been okay since I realized recess wasn't a lifelong event 😂🤷♂️ #AdultingIsHard
260 Funny nothing quotes
I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.
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Why not dance like nobody's watching when even the universe has no idea what's going on! 🌌🕺🎉
There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.
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Who knew laundry was a full-time job? I demand a raise! 🧺🤣🌞
Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.
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When "anything" includes doing dishes, men suddenly develop spontaneous selective hearing 😂🙉🍽️
Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.
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That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
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I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”
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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.
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Sounds like we both deserve the Procrastination Gold Medal! 🏅😴📅
Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.
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"Why blame peer pressure when I can self-sabotage like a pro? 💪😆"
There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.
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Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣