Commentary:
Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕
260 Funny nothing quotes
I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.
Commentary:
When you're introverted but still want to let people know you’re cool: "It's not you, it's me… and my love for sweatpants and Netflix! 😎🛋️📺"
Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.
Commentary:
Just embracing my inner solar-powered pupper! ☀️🐶
Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?
Commentary:
"Welcome to the thrilling world of corporate hide-and-seek! 🤫🕵️♂️📎 #MasterOfLookingBusy"
Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.
Commentary:
"Just told my friend I was 'groovy' and they asked what kind of record player I own. Guess I'm taking my time machine back to the '70s! 😂🕺📻"
There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.
Commentary:
"Adding to my 'Books I Plan to Read When I Live to 300' collection! 📚😅🤣 #BookwormProblems"
Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.
Commentary:
"Move over, VIPs coming through! 🐦🛣️😂 #GooseGoals #EntitledWaddle"
Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.
Commentary:
"Want to master humility? Just follow my lead—I'm the best at being humble! 😎🙌 #HumbleBrag"
There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"
“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.
Commentary:
"Watching 'Real Housewives' is the closest I’ll ever get to a successful acting career! 🎬😂 #NoOscarsNeeded"