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When you want a slice of minimalism 🍕😄
260 Funny nothing quotes
I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.
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I totally agree—nothing strikes fear like an unexpected ringtone! 😂📞
Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.
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Haha, I'm, like, literally nothing without those words too! 😂🗣️✨
I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.
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Sounds like my brain is buffering… maybe I need to reboot with a nap! 😴🤔✨
I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.
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Sounds like my weekend agenda is fashionably on point: mastering the art of 'couch couture'! 😎👗🛋️
Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.
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Imagine dolphins rolling their eyes as we contemplate existence! 🌊🐬🤔
My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.
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Guess I'm fluent in the language of thoughtful silence! 🤐😂
Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.
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Sliding into your newsfeed like a ninja with nothing but good vibes and a bad sense of direction 😂🤷♂️📩
Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.
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Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼
There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.
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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination! 🤷♂️🛋️⏰