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I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! ☕️😆🔨
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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?
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Guess they were just really eager to host the world's most confusing potluck! 🍽️🎸🌀
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.
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That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! 🏆😂👍
Can I come over and be your midnight snack?
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Trying to keep my pantry well-stocked, but I guess there's always room for a human-sized snack! 🍔😄
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.
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When you realize you're so good at self-roasting, others don't stand a chance! 😂🔥 #SelfBurnChampion 🌟
Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?
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Sure thing, but only if you promise not to race them in the living room! 🏎️🏠😄
One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.
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😂 Oh man, adulting would be way easier if "I'll check with my mom" was still part of the playbook! 🚫🙅♂️
Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.
Commentary:
Sure, sounds like a perfect plan for a Friday night date—bring snacks for the tears! 😂🍿💼
In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.
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Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️
This Monday has Monday written all over it.
Commentary:
Well, someone sure turned up the Monday dial to 11 today! 😅📅