Funny pepper quotes

• Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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  1 week ago

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• If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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  1 week ago

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• And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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  1 week ago

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• He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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  3 weeks ago

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