Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log âœĻ

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ē has shared:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡ļ has shared:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡đ has viewed:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ļ🇷 has downloaded:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇰 has copied:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from ðŸ‡ū🇊 has shared:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡đ has bookmarked:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ļ has copied:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡Ŧ has viewed:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡° has bookmarked:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Funny Quotes Data ðŸĪ“

New Funny Quotes

1842 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,004

Funny Quotes Topics

14,798

Funny Quotes Images

12,004

Updated

4 seconds ago

Users Online

3,445

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Reported on LinkedIn:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Spotted on Telegram:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Freshly posted on X:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Spotted on Instagram:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Seen just now on X:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Breaking via Telegram:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Going viral on Facebook:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Home Âŧ Funny Personality Traits Quotes

Funny personality traits quotes

Funny personality traits quotes bring out the quirkiest sides of who we are 😜âœĻ From lovable oddballs to witty charmers, these gems highlight the hilarious little habits that make us uniquely awesome ðŸĪŠðŸ’Ŧ Ready to laugh at yourself and your friends? Dive into a world where personality meets pure comedy and celebrate every funny flaw with a smile 😆🎉

New funny personality traits quotes 👇

For even more funny personality traits quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny personality traits quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌ïļ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂ðŸ’Ĩ

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes ðŸ”Ĩ

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data ðŸĪ“

New Funny Quotes

1842 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,004

Funny Quotes Topics

14,798

Funny Quotes Images

12,004

Updated

4 seconds ago

Users Online

3,440

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log âœĻ

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ī has viewed:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Someone from 🇷ðŸ‡ļ has bookmarked:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has bookmarked:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡ļ has viewed:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Someone from 🇎🇷 has viewed:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ģ has viewed:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Someone from 🇭🇚 has downloaded:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Someone from 🇷ðŸ‡ļ has shared:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Reported on WeChat:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Breaking via YouTube:

How is it still this week?

Making waves on YouTube:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Shared recently on Facebook:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Just shared via X:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Live now on Discord:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Trending via YouTube:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Share Wordgag 🙏

ÂĐ 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with âĪïļ in Sydney ☀ïļðŸŒī