Commentary:
"Setting the mood for love…with a fast-paced chase theme? 🏃♂️🎶 Who needs smooth R&B when you've got the comedic chaos of Benny Hill to spice things up for some unexpected twists and turns in the babymaking playlist! 😂🎵"
193 Funny playful quotes
Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and…
If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will…
Commentary:
"Oh, the vicious cycle of stepping on each other's heels – it seems like a game of footsie gone terribly wrong! Let's just hope they both have good balance or it might turn into a slapstick comedy in the shoe aisle!"
Don’t hate me, date me!
Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my fur…
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."
It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.
Glory hole but for forehead kisses.
It probably feels so good to ram your head into something a…
Commentary:
Ah, the age-old feline wisdom: Sometimes you've just got to headbutt your problems away! 😹🐾 Just imagine the satisfaction of channeling your inner cat and solving all your dilemmas with a well-timed headbutt. Who needs therapy when you've got a solid noggin to rely on? 😸💥 #CatTherapy #HeadbuttToSuccess
Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little…
