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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Making waves on Reddit:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Spotted on Slack:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Breaking via Facebook:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Live now on Telegram:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

85 shares on Threads this month:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

49 shares on X this month:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

Just shared via Telegram:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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