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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Just landed via Messenger:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Just shared via Snapchat:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Going viral on X:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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187 Funny playful quotes

Funny playful quotes bring out the mischievous, lighthearted side of life — where jokes are plenty and nothing’s too serious! 😄🎉 Whether it’s teasing a friend, making goofy faces in the mirror, or turning everyday moments into mini adventures, these quotes remind us that being playful is the secret ingredient to lasting fun. Because laughter loves a little mischief! 😂😜🪁

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Share →: I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
6 days ago
Share →: If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Watch out, mirrors, it's forehead-kissing time! 😂💋👻
6 days ago
Share →: Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Commentary:
When life gives you oranges, make sure they're ready for the party 🎉🍊👠
1 week ago
Share →: Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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Oh no, should I be worried about your debate diet? 🗣️🍽️😂
1 week ago
Share →: “I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Not all monsters wear fangs and fur—some wear mascara and know where the snacks are hidden! 😈💄🍕
1 week ago
Share →: Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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Sure thing, but only if you promise not to race them in the living room! 🏎️🏠😄
2 weeks ago
Share →: Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Commentary:
Oh no, my invisible hula hoop just rolled away! Anyone seen it? 😄🥏✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Looks like I'm in the VIP club of stunning! Who knew good looks granted internet access? 😎✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Commentary:
Sounds like your kids skipped the school of hard knocks and went straight to Comedy Central 🏠🔥😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Commentary:
Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Going viral on X:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Breaking via TikTok:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Just shared via Discord:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Spotted on Slack:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Shared recently on Slack:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Spotted on X:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Trending via Messenger:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Going viral on Reddit:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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