198 Funny playful quotes

• Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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  3 weeks ago

  ass, cheeky, grass, humor, playful, slang, touch, why

• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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  4 weeks ago

  able, drawer, everyday, everyday life, frustration, fun, humor, keep, kitchen, kitchen tool, life, masher, obstacle, open, playful, playful obstacle, potato, potato masher, sometimes, tool

• I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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  1 month ago

  around, bee, bees, butterfly, buzz, compliment, flattery, flower, humor, i, me, nature, playful, sorry, sweet, thought

• Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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  2 months ago

  argument, babe, bait, communication, conversation, humor, i, misunderstanding, okay, partner, playful, relationship

• “I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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  2 months ago

  banter, girl, humor, identity, insult, just, monster, playful, playful banter

• Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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  2 months ago

  car, collection, hobby, hot, Hot Wheels, humor, i, over, playful, toy, visit, wheels

• Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, hoop, hula, hula hoop, humor, invisible, joke, people, playful, prank, reaction, silly, using, weird, weird behavior

• Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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  2 months ago

  big, big sexy, block, blocked, humor, insult, just, media, people, person, playful, sexy, social, social media, ugly, ugly person

• If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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  2 months ago

  banter, cause, family, house, humor, insult, kids, playful, playful banter, roast, soft, toughness

• Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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  2 months ago

  doll, forehead, forehead kiss, funny request, give, great, humor, joke, kiss, little, magic, midsection, playful, request, stuffing, take, voodoo, voodoo doll

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