115 Funny playful quotes

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  6 hours ago

  Share →: The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Beware! My laugh isn't just contagious, it's a supervillain's giggle! 🦹‍♂️🤣"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

  Commentary:
  "Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

  Commentary:
  "Achieved Level 5: Grandmaster of Grime 🧦👑 Next quest: Conquering Mt. Laundry 🧺💦"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm the real life cereal commercial! Next stop: breakfast aisle stardom! 🥣😂🎶"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm the missing puzzle piece in the chaos of your life 🧩😜"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

  Commentary:
  "Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Women are like apples; I like biting them.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieving that 'friends with benefits' status without the awkward conversations! 😂👏 #LifeHack"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates"

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