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55 Funny playful quotes

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

1 week ago

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

1 month ago

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

1 month ago

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

1 month ago

Don’t hate me, date me!

1 month ago

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

1 month ago

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

1 month ago

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

2 months ago

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

2 months ago

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

2 months ago

You are my favorite dirty thought.

2 months ago

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

3 months ago

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

3 months ago

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

3 months ago

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

3 months ago

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

3 months ago

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

3 months ago

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

3 months ago

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

3 months ago

Half princess, half menace.

3 months ago