191 Funny playful quotes — Wordgag ツ

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

2 months ago2 months ago

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

2 months ago2 months ago

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

2 months ago2 months ago

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

2 months ago2 months ago

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

2 months ago2 months ago

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

3 months ago3 months ago

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

3 months ago3 months ago

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

3 months ago3 months ago

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

3 months ago3 months ago

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

3 months ago3 months ago

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

3 months ago3 months ago

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

3 months ago3 months ago