Funny plotting quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

  Commentary:
  "Flies 🪰- nature's tiny villains, always up to no good! 🦟 They think they're so sly with their hand-rubbing tactics, but they can't outsmart a simple open window. 😂 Maybe they're just trying to start a fly uprising? 🤔 Watch out, world, the flies are coming for us!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

  Commentary:
  Watch out for those sneaky pigeons 🐦! They may seem harmless, but their coo could be the start of a revolution 🕊️💥. Remember, even the tiniest birds can have big plans! 🤣 #PigeonTakeover

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆"

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