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6 months ago
Share →: Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice from seven friends just to make them feel included before doing exactly what we were going to do all along 🤷‍♂️🙃 #TrustYourInstincts"
6 months ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless ambition of always being fashionably late to the grind! ⏰😄 Who needs punctuality when you can make a stylish entrance, right? Just blame it on your 'inner child'! 😉 #FashionablyLate"
6 months ago
Share →: Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Commentary:
"Mastering the art of passive-aggressiveness with just two words: 'wow ok' 💁‍♂️📧 #EmailEtiquette"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Commentary:
"Missing early morning meetings is an art form 🎨 Who needs alarms when you have natural talent like this? Maybe next time, try setting your alarm to snooze and repeat 5 times, just to keep things interesting 😉⏰ #ProfessionalSleeper"
6 months ago
Share →: I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Deciding to behave today is like planning to start a diet on a Monday – sounds good in theory, but reality hits hard when the mirror shows up 😅🤷‍♀️ Maybe tomorrow is looking pretty attractive right about now! #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"
6 months ago
Share →: I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Commentary:
Looks like you're on the way to becoming a certified closet inspector! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew that the first step towards decluttering involved just staring at your clothes intensely? 😂 Better watch out, closet, you're about to get 'cleaned' with that laser beam focus! 🔦💃
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of tab hoarding – a survival strategy in the digital age! 🦸‍♂️ Who knew that an overload of Chrome tabs could be essential for our very existence? 🚀 With 200 tabs full of crucial data, you might just hold the key to knowledge that could save the world! 🌎💻 Now, that's what we call multitasking to the extreme! 🤯 #TabTales
6 months ago
Share →: “Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Commentary:
"Carpe diem? More like carpen't diem! 🙅‍♂️ Let the day be on its way, I'm good over here waiting for the weekend like… 🤷‍♀️⏳"
6 months ago
Share →: Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Commentary:
"Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don't want to… I'll Do It Later 😅💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Commentary:
🐱 "What if I just replied 'not now kitten daddy's busy' to all my work emails? 😂 Sorry boss, my inner feline is calling for attention! Who knew cats could make such effective virtual assistants, right? 🐾 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"