Commentary:
"Just doing my civic duty as an undercover speed limit enforcer! 🚗💨😎 #TurtlePaceAgain"
99 Funny reason quotes
Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.
Commentary:
"Therapist: *looks at my file* 'Maybe I should have been a zookeeper…🐒🔍'"
The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.
Commentary:
"When you turn procrastination into an art form 🎨😂 #ProCraft-inator"
I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.
Commentary:
"Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"
Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.
Commentary:
"When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷♂️😂"
The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.
Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.
Commentary:
"Mission accomplished if you get a smile! If they block you… well, at least you're memorable! 😄🚫😂"
Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Commentary:
"Ah, the undeniable truth about politicians and diapers – they both need changing frequently because they're full of *bleep*! 💩😂 Let's hope one of them doesn't end up in the laundry by mistake! 👖✨"
Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
Commentary:
🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"