Commentary:
"Ah, the trials and tribulations of being a speedy little swimmer in your past life 🏊♂️ Now it's all about taking it slow and enjoying the race at your own pace 🐢 Embrace your lazy greatness, former champion!"

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone maxed out their social battery way too quickly! Remember, it's all fun and games until you realize you're still in 'recovery mode' from last week's hangout marathon. Pace yourself, my friend, socializing is a marathon, not a sprint!"