Funny recovering quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone maxed out their social battery way too quickly! Remember, it's all fun and games until you realize you're still in 'recovery mode' from last week's hangout marathon. Pace yourself, my friend, socializing is a marathon, not a sprint!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the trials and tribulations of being a speedy little swimmer in your past life 🏊‍♂️ Now it's all about taking it slow and enjoying the race at your own pace 🐢 Embrace your lazy greatness, former champion!"

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