278 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a time machine when you've got your high school earrings to transport you back to the glory days 🕰️💁‍♀️ Talk about vintage chic! Just remember, trends may come and go, but apparently, earring size remains eternal 😂💎 #TimelessFashion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

  Commentary:
  "Fine, if you don't find my jokes funny, I'll just have to provide the entertainment myself! 🤷‍♂️😂 Who needs an audience when you can crack yourself up, right? 😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

  Commentary:
  "Watch in amazement as I magically transform into the illusion of competence! 🎩✨ Who needs real skills when you have the power of confidence and good intentions? 😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? 🤔 Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilà, instant weight loss illusion! 😂🍰 #SquadGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs 😂🍕💪 Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? 🍕🙌 #PizzaIsLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, who knew water could be so smooth with the pick-up lines! 🌊💦 Looks like this person is making a splash with their flirting game – who could resist someone with such a refreshing sense of humor? 😉 #DiveIntoLove

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a full-on beauty hibernation? 💤🚮 #SleepingBeautyGoneWrong"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you've cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed 😉👀"

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