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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

3 months ago

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

3 months ago

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

3 months ago

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

3 months ago

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

3 months ago

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

3 months ago

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

3 months ago

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

3 months ago