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4 months ago
Share →: I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when the biggest dilemma was choosing between playing outside or watching cartoons. Now we're stuck debating between updating our software or our social media status. Thank goodness for the simpler times!"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Commentary:
It's the ultimate Tupperware treasure hunt – searching through a sea of containers only to come up empty-handed when it's lid time! 🤦‍♂️🥡 Who knew Tupperware could be so elusive? 🕵️‍♀️ Remember, folks, always match your lids with care! 🙈 #TupperwareTroubles
5 months ago
Share →: Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from the big picture can be like switching from an IMAX movie to a flipbook! 🎥📚 Sometimes you just need to zoom in and appreciate the little quirks of life. 🧐🔍 Who knew there could be such a thing as 'picture overload'? 🤯🤳 #SmallButMighty"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!
5 months ago
Share →: We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic two-way street… where both options lead straight to the same destination: their way 😂🚗💨 #MyWayOrMyOtherWay"
5 months ago
Share →: Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Commentary:
Ah, the blissful ignorance of cookie-induced amnesia – where time melts away like butter on a warm cookie 🍪⏰ Who needs a calendar when you have a steady supply of sweet treats to keep you in a perpetual state of bliss? 😅 #CookieDayDreams
5 months ago
Share →: Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal remedy for all online blunders – just sprinkle some 'lol' and watch the awkwardness dissipate into cyberspace oblivion! 😂💻👋 #LifeHack"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Commentary:
"Dear recipe websites, why must you make me scroll through your epic tales of culinary conquests just to find the treasure map to deliciousness? Ain't nobody got time for that! 🙄 Just gimme the goods and let me whip up some magic in the kitchen! 🍳✨ #HangryAndInAHurry"
6 months ago
Share →: Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simple life of a dinosaur – no bills to pay, no work stress… just enjoying that sweet extinction! 🦕💼💸 #DinoDreams"