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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Breaking via WeChat:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Just shared via Slack:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Seen just now on YouTube:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Live now on YouTube:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Making waves on Telegram:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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Share →: They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Commentary:
"When you snooze, you lose. But when you nappy, you're snappy! 😴😂 #SleepWins"
4 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet victory of hitting snooze and indulging in that mini-slumber victory lap! 😴💤 Who needs breakfast when you can have a second round of ZZZs instead? 🛌⏰ #SnoozeAndWin"
4 months ago
Share →: I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Commentary:
Well, seems like the snooze button inventor hit the peak of their productivity with that one "ingenious" creation! 😴⏰ Maybe they just kept hitting snooze on their next big ideas! 💡😜
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of choosing between sleep and productivity! 🛌⏰ Who knew that hitting snooze could be such a risky business? 😅 Better watch out for those extra Z's, they might just lead to a morning full of adventure… or a mad dash out the door! ⏳☕️"

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Spotted on Telegram:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Going viral on X:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Going viral on Messenger:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Seen just now on X:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Shared recently on Instagram:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Just shared via Reddit:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Making waves on Messenger:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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