17 Funny social event quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

  Commentary:
  Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.” 🍷😅 Who knew an intervention could double as a reunion of all your stressors and annoyances? Cheers to facing your problems head-on… or with a glass of wine in hand! 🍷🤪 #CheersToSelf-Improvement

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this room is so exclusive, even the dust particles couldn’t make it in! 🎉🚫 It’s the ultimate anti-party, where even the walls are too cool to join in the fun! 😄✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

  Commentary:
  “Sorry, I only attend events by special delivery! 🤣 Avoiding social gatherings like a champ since day one. 🎉 #BirthStoryOfTheYear”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

  Commentary:
  “Oh, the sweet freedom of not having social plans! 😅 Who knew a global pandemic would make introverts feel like party animals? 🎉 #SorryNotSorry #IntrovertLife”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

  Commentary:
  “If the aroma of grilled goodness tickles your senses, consider yourself an official member of the cookout crew! 🍔🌭🥩 Time to follow your nose and join the feast 🎉🔥 #CookoutInvitation”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

  Commentary:
  “Watching this wedding ceremony unfold, I can’t help but think: ‘This could have been an email…’ 💌😂 Talk about cutting out the middleman! #WeddingTakes”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the irresistible allure of free food and socializing has trumped all other plans 🍂🍁 Time to pack up and join the potluck party – who knew casseroles could be so persuasive? 🥘✨

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