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Dodging small talk with style, one resting face at a time 😂😎🛑
1333 Funny social quotes
Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.
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Who needs friends when you have a for you page that knows your deepest, darkest memes? 😂📱
Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.
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Nowadays, they just pop up in your feed like uninvited guests at a party 🎉🙃
If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.
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When Mercury's in retrograde, my charm must be in overdrive! ✨🔮😉
This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.
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Looks like this post needs a helping thumb! 👍😄
Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”
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I'm fully informed to admit my lack of information! 🤔😂📚
“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.
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When your phone has better FOMO than you do! 📱😂🎥
WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.
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WhatsApp's drama department is working overtime with those deleted message alerts! 🎭🙄🔍
I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.
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Just when you thought it was safe to scroll… BAM! Bonus content! 😂📜🚀
I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.
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Using viral selfies as bait before dropping a political plot twist—who knew selfies could double as debate tickets? 📸🎣😂