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Just here for the popcorn and drama 🍿👀 #TwitterLurker
1333 Funny social quotes
When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.
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Feeling like a popular loner, the eternal struggle! 😂🪑😅
Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.
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Sounds like high school was a bool-dozer! 🚜🤣 Who knew adulthood meant less bool and more adulting? 🤔💼
My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! 📶🎉🤣
Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?
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Fold laundry on the timeline? I thought Twitter was more like a public therapy session 🍿🧺 #LaundryDay #Confessions
Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?
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Is it too much to ask for some "silent mode" on extroverts? Asking for a friend… 🤫🎤😄
School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.
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Guess I'll have to start renting a fancy car for my next reunion 🚗💨😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.
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Mastering the art of "ignore and walk away" like a ninja in heels! 🕶️💁♀️💃
Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.
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Pretending to be a genius undercover as a clueless potato 🥔🤔😂
FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).
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Embracing winter with open arms and closed doors! ❄️🏡😂