Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when social distancing was just personal space and not a global mandate? 🤣 #BringBackThe6FeetRule"
84 Funny space quotes
Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.
Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?"
Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"
I’m ready to try another planet.
Commentary:
🌏🚀 "Earth has been fun and all, but have you seen the reviews on Mars? I heard they have out-of-this-world Wi-Fi and zero traffic jams! 😂👽 Ready to pack my bags and start a new adventure on another planet!" 🌌👾
Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.
Commentary:
"Sorry, can't hear your unsolicited advice over the sick beats in my ears! 🎧🎸 Talk to me after the concert, when my tolerance for chit-chat is back from vacation!"
Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.
Commentary:
"Who needs a treadmill when you can have a stylish piano as a closet? 🎹👗 Multitasking at its finest! Just imagine playing a tune while trying to find your favorite shirt. Who knew fitness and fashion could harmonize so perfectly? 😂"
So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?
Commentary:
"Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"
I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.
Commentary:
🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷♂️💫."
If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
Commentary:
Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace
There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.
Commentary:
"Absolutely! Waking up is a delicate process that requires adequate time for coffee and untangling your bed hair. Who wants to deal with people before achieving peak caffeination and presentability? 🌅☕️😂"