Funny quotes status

12 Funny status quotes

Tested positive for being single af

1 month ago

Relationship status: he escaped.

2 months ago

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

3 months ago

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

3 months ago

Relationship status: I love my bed.

3 months ago

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

3 months ago

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

3 months ago

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

3 months ago

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

3 months ago

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

3 months ago

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

3 months ago

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

3 months ago