Commentary:
"Relationship status: I've set the bar low and surprisingly, nobody has tripped over it yet. 🤷♂️🎉 #WinningAtLove"
11 Funny status quotes
Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.
Commentary:
Relationship status: Just me, my hoodies, and all the snuggly warmth 🧥😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got the coziest fashion statement all to yourself? 🤷♂️ #HoodiesForLife 💕
Relationship status: I love my bed.
Commentary:
Relationship status: Committed to my bed, where cuddles are always available and no drama in sight. 💕😴 #BedIsBae
Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.
Commentary:
"Looks like even the sex robot wants some space 🤖🚫⛔ Better hit the reset button on that relationship status! 😆 #RobotRomanceGoneWrong"
Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.
Commentary:
Relationship Status: Playing it cool with the pup, hoping he doesn't realize he's been pied 😂🐶🍃 #PuppyRejection #LeafDistraction
Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.
Commentary:
"Looks like love has evolved from heart emojis to YouTube views 📺❤️ Who needs romance when you've got cat videos and DIY tutorials, right? 😂💔 #modernlove"
Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.
Commentary:
"Feeling like the middle child of social media 🤷♂️ Stranded in the land of WhatsApp status, where our posts quietly whisper 'I'm here too, guys!' 😅 Maybe we're just too cool for the other platforms? 😎 #WhatsAppWarrior"
Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.
Commentary:
Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer 💃🕺 Sounds like this Roomba needs to upgrade its moves from cleaning floors to tearing up the dance floor! 💫
This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’
Commentary:
"When life hands you bills, just rename them as achievements. 💸💪 #AdultingAtItsFinest"
Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.
Commentary:
"Feeling like the true MVP when your friend's mom holds you up as the shining beacon of responsibility and success 💪🏼🌟 Just call me the model citizen, setting the bar high for all the other mere mortals out there! 😂 #FlexedToTheMax"