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I love men with a provider fetish.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, β€œThat’s a pretty building.”

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ has viewed:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has copied:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has shared:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Just landed via X:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Trending via Pinterest:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

Just shared via Threads:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Going bananas on TikTok:

β€œThose tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Trending via TikTok:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I need to consult the woods about this.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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12 shares on Twitch this month:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

32 shares on X this month:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

22 shares on X this month:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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He probably could have just called himself β€œAndre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

β€œSome men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ has copied:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, foreverβ€”until you die.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has copied:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Trending via TikTok:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Just landed via Instagram:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Trending via Slack:

Aura is the real business card.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Seen just now on X:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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