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12 Funny status quotes

Relationship status: he escaped.

Relationship status: he escaped.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025
Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Relationship status: I love my bed.

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Relationship status: We have changed from "I love you" to "I love YouTube".

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
This chapter of my life is called 'at least the rent is paid'

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025