Commentary:
"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
51 Funny stress relief quotes
I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.
Commentary:
"BRB, booking my chiropractor appointment. 💡🦴 Ready to glow with the flow! 😂✨"
To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
Commentary:
"So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"
I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.
Commentary:
"Clearly, you've cracked the secret to turning anxiety into 'anxie-tea' with a side of coffee! ☕️😅 #BeanThere"
Beer is like weed for people with jobs.
Commentary:
"When you're working 9 to 5, but your beer's working overtime! 🍻😂"
I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.
Commentary:
"Sign me up for Goat Life! 🐐 Ready to leap into the weekend hooves-first, munching snacks and settling disputes the head-butting way! 😂🙌"
People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
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Commentary:
"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"
I need a vaccine against overthinking.
Commentary:
"When they start offering booster shots for that, I’m signing up for a lifetime supply! 💉🤔😂"
Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).
Commentary:
"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"
Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.
Commentary:
When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼