Commentary:
Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
67 Funny taste quotes
Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.
Commentary:
Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂
Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.
Commentary:
Facebook memories: the ultimate Roast Master of my romantic past! 😂💔📅
This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.
Commentary:
"Tastes like my gym membership just got revoked 😂🥗➡️🍪"
I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.
Commentary:
Cauliflower: the undercover superhero of the veggie world! 🥦✨ Who knew it could turn heads and not just be "broccoli's cousin"? 😂
My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.
Commentary:
Sounds like they’ve been brushing up on their wishlist instead of their budget! 🤑🪥
Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.
Commentary:
Sounds like Coke is my inner caveman's choice, but Sprite makes me feel like I'm solar-powered! 🌞🦖🔋
Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.
Commentary:
When your playlist takes you from spa day to a full moon werewolf rave 🌕🎶🐺
Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”
Commentary:
"Next on your playlist: 'Professional Counseling Sessions' – they really hit all the right notes! 😂🎶🛋️"
Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.
Commentary:
"Purple: the official flavor of mysteries we accept 🍇🥤🤔💜"