Commentary:
When Mother Nature becomes a sassy pen pal 😂🌧️📡️
47 Funny telling quotes
My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.
Commentary:
Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦
You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.
Commentary:
This guy on Oxy got the brain cells on vacation mode 🧠🛌😂
Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.
Commentary:
Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼
So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.
Commentary:
"Who knew adulting was the ultimate pyramid scheme? 😂🕵️♂️ #ScammedByLife"
I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.
Commentary:
"Sure, money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? 😂💸🌊"
It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.
Commentary:
"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"
It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.
Commentary:
"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸♂️🎤"
I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.
Commentary:
🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"
Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.
Commentary:
"When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"