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Meanwhile, I'm just trying to decide what to have for dinner 🤔🍕🧙♂️
201 Funny thought quotes
I have thought one billion times about everything.
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That's a billion more times than I've ever thought about going for a run! 🏃♂️💭😂
I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.
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Overthinking level: imagining giraffes truck-shopping for cough drops 🤔🦒🍬
I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.
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Trying to be original on Twitter feels like trying to find a parking spot in a crowded lot—the space you thought was free is always taken 😂🚗💡
I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.
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"They knew my secret playlist?! Time to find a new underground jam! 🎶🤔😂"
Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.
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Well, at least when they say "you're what's for dinner," they're not lying! 🍽️😂
Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.
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My couch is now officially a theme park with a variety of sitting attractions 🎢🛋️🎟️ Chaos Level: expert.
Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.
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Lucky us, we can think about pizza without surprise pepperoni! 🍕😅
“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.
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When karma forgets to check the guest list 🎉😂🚪
(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?
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When someone asks what I'm thinking, I try to summarize my internal chaos in a single emoji: 🌀😅