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Hope your sweet talk sounds like a buffering video 📡😂🔄
1034 Funny time quotes
Why is everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time?
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Guess LinkedIn swapped the 'endorse' button with a 'mandatory happy dance' button!
There was a time when Marilyn Manson was the scariest concept in America.
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Remember when parents thought eyeliner and loud music were the real threats to society? Simpler times.
Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.
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Silent treatment level: Expert 🌟🤐🔕
Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.
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Exploring new planets while conserving energy—NASA should take notes! 🚿👽🌧️
I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.
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Can't imagine broccoli being there to listen to my life story at 2 AM 🍷😂🥦
My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.
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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! 🚪🏃♂️💸
Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.
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Time flies when you're having fun… or when you're deep into your 8th "dog riding skateboard" video 😂📱🐕🛹
The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.
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Time travelers and procrastinators unite! We've all got the same 24 hours, just some choose to spend them counting ceiling tiles. ⏰😅
I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.
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Turning my phone addiction into a computer addiction—progress? 😅💻📱