55 Funny Twitter quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

  Commentary:
  "Having Twitter is like reading the newspaper, but instead of news, it's a chaotic bonfire of opinions where the writers are just waiting to roast you 🔥📰😅 #TwitterverseDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the non-stop party that is Twitter 🎉, where sleep is just a distant memory for us all 😴. It's like a 24/7 pajama party with oversharing and memes as our party favors 🎈🎁. Who needs sleep when you have retweets and likes to keep you awake? 😂 #TeamNoSleep"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where sharing a slice of pizza could start a virtual war 🍕🔥 Who knew a simple photo could stir up so much controversy? Just remember, in the Twitterverse, even the cheesiest topics can be taken oh-so-seriously!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he couldn't handle your "tweet" revenge! 🐦💥 Blocking him was a real "mute" point, don't you think? 🤭 Can't handle the heat, better log off the kitchen! 🔥😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

  Commentary:
  "The end of Twitter is like a never-ending journey to Mordor… Did Tolkien forget to include this in 'The Return of the King'? 🤔🧙‍♂️✨ #TwitterQuest"

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