53 Funny Twitter quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it ironic how Twitter turned all the nonsense swirling in our minds into a global circus? 🤪🎪🐦 Just imagine all the random thoughts and hot takes that were trapped in there before – poor brains must have been so overcrowded! Thanks, Twitter, for providing an outlet for our nonsensical banter! 😂 #TwitterHumor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is an abusement park.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Twitter, the virtual roller coaster ride where witty comebacks and savage clapbacks reign supreme! 🎢🤪 Whether you're dodging trolls or enjoying a carousel of cat memes, just remember to buckle up and hang on tight in this wild 'abusement park' of social media! 🎠😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine if every time someone cursed on Twitter, they had to donate to the #HangryWorld 🍲🌍 fund! We might just solve world hunger faster than you can say $#%&! 😂💸 #DonateYourSwears"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the middle child of social media 🤷‍♂️ Stranded in the land of WhatsApp status, where our posts quietly whisper 'I'm here too, guys!' 😅 Maybe we're just too cool for the other platforms? 😎 #WhatsAppWarrior"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Twitter – the virtual land of fleeting thoughts and endless debates! 🐦 If you've ever delved into the chaotic realm of Twitter threads and hot takes, you'd probably agree that creating Artificial Intelligence is our best shot at restoring some order and sanity in the digital universe! 🤖💬 After all, who knows, maybe AI can teach us a thing or two about concise communication and avoiding unnecessary drama! 😉🌐

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic of Twitter – where even a simple 'hi' can be met with a 'actually, wrong!' 🐦😂 It's like a fast-track to being corrected by strangers online! #TwitterTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where punctuation and spelling go to die, but hot takes thrive 🔥📱 #GrammarWho? #ShortAndSweet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

  Commentary:
  "Getting your content to go viral on X is like stumbling upon a winning lotto ticket in the midst of a zombie apocalypse! 🎰💥 Just when you thought all hope was lost, you've hit the social media jackpot… Try not to get bitten by the clickbait zombies! 🧟‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

  Commentary:
  "Having Twitter is like reading the newspaper, but instead of news, it's a chaotic bonfire of opinions where the writers are just waiting to roast you 🔥📰😅 #TwitterverseDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the non-stop party that is Twitter 🎉, where sleep is just a distant memory for us all 😴. It's like a 24/7 pajama party with oversharing and memes as our party favors 🎈🎁. Who needs sleep when you have retweets and likes to keep you awake? 😂 #TeamNoSleep"

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