Commentary:
"Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"
79 Funny Twitter quotes
I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.
Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.
Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.
Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?
A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.
Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.
Commentary:
Isn't it ironic how Twitter turned all the nonsense swirling in our minds into a global circus? 🤪🎪🐦 Just imagine all the random thoughts and hot takes that were trapped in there before – poor brains must have been so overcrowded! Thanks, Twitter, for providing an outlet for our nonsensical banter! 😂 #TwitterHumor
Twitter is an abusement park.
A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.
