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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Share →: Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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