Funny quotes wordplay

150 Funny wordplay quotes

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

3 weeks ago

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

3 weeks ago

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

3 weeks ago

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

3 weeks ago

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

1 month ago

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

1 month ago

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

1 month ago

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

1 month ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

1 month ago

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

1 month ago

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

1 month ago

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

1 month ago

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

1 month ago

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

2 months ago

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

2 months ago

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

2 months ago

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

2 months ago

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

3 months ago

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

3 months ago

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

3 months ago

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

3 months ago

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

3 months ago

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

3 months ago

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

3 months ago

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

3 months ago

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

3 months ago

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

3 months ago

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

3 months ago

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

3 months ago

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

3 months ago