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- I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.
- Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?
- The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.
- A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.
- Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there thatβs not a fish?
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- If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.
- If I were a mouse, Iβd say things like βcheesed to meet youβ.
- The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.
- Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.
- Somebody should market a beer called βOccasionallyβ. So when asked, I can say, βI only drink occasionallyβ.
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