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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Spotted on Twitch:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Going viral on Slack:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Spotted on Reddit:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Making waves on Discord:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Trending via Discord:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Just shared via Twitch:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Reported on Facebook:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Just shared via TikTok:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Making waves on Slack:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Trending via Discord:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Trending via Facebook:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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