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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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Going viral on Slack:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Shared recently on X:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Trending via YouTube:

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Just shared via Instagram:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Going viral on Reddit:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

293 Funny wordplay quotes

Funny wordplay quotes are all about the clever twists and puns that make language hilarious! 😜📝 Whether it’s a witty pun, a playful take on phrases, or a double meaning that makes you chuckle, these quotes show how words can be both smart and funny. Get ready to laugh at the art of twisting language into comedy gold! 😂🔄🎉

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Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

44 minutes ago

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

3 hours ago

ale, beverage, drink, ginger, ginger ale, humor, i, need, pun, wordplay
Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

4 hours ago

appetizer, asleep, bedtime, before, couch, fall, i, joke, little, nap, sleep, sometimes, wordplay
Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

5 hours ago

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

5 hours ago

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

9 hours ago

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

9 hours ago

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

9 hours ago

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

10 hours ago

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

12 hours ago

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86 shares on Telegram this month:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

92 shares on Twitch this month:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

78 shares on X this month:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Trending via Slack:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Spotted on Threads:

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

Trending via TikTok:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Spotted on Facebook:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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