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Living the ultimate "work, play, repeat" lifestyle, one level at a time! 🎮💼😂
648 Funny work quotes
Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.
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"Imagine empath levels so high, even my phone has an auto-hang-up button! 📞🤣🧘"
Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.
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Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! 🍪😂🎅
Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.
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Sending thoughts and elastic waistbands your way! 🙏👖
You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?
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The only thing more satisfying than a clean room is reliving the magic with every grand re-entrance. 🧹✨🚪
I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.
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Living the dream: getting paid to watch cat videos and calling it "work." 🐱🎥😅
Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.
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Trying to keep my work-life balance intact, so my phone only accepts dog pictures and pizza delivery apps 📱🐶🍕!
There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.
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Time to trade my 9-5 for a future where I'm known as the legendary couch potato 🛋️✨ #Priorities
Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.
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Trading youth for a senior discount doesn't seem like a fair deal! 🤔👴💸
It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.
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I guess "Call Me Maybe" was just a beta test for stakeholder meetings 🎶📞🙃