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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! 🚪🏃♂️💸
648 Funny work quotes
The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.
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Playing the Oscar-worthy role of 'Enthusiastic Employee #1' every day! 🎭😅
Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.
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When your boss has a memory lapse and temporarily enters the alternate universe where you live in the office 😂🤔📅
Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’
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"Switching from hating Mondays to loathing Wednesdays 😅📅 #CareerGoals"
They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.
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Looks like your “work” from home strategy is really paying off! 😆🏆📅
The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.
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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”
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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'sounds good' — the universal office code for 'I'll silently panic later!' 😅🤯📞"
Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.
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Can't join the work hustle when I'm busy perfecting the art of extreme lounging! 😌🛋️ #ProRelaxer
Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.
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Back to the grind! Who knew being a "lads of leisure" came with an expiration date? 🤔🔨📅