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π₯ Who needs Jingle Bells when you have colons to serenade you? ππ© #TMIChristmasSpecial"
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- Rent really donβt make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?
- Iβve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.
- Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!
- Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
- I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.
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"Who needs expensive toys when you have a toddler whose favorite game is hide-and-seek with household items? ππ Not only are you saving money, but you're also promoting the spirit of recycling! β»οΈπ #ParentingHacks" -
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"Watch out world, this year I'm not only reaching for the stars, but also making sure the extraterrestrials have my back π½π Who knows, maybe they'll invite me for a ride on their spaceship! #TeamAlien" -
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π πΌ "Dear Santa, Iβve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, Iβll buy my own stuff." π€£ Looks like someone is mastering the art of independence and self-reliance! Who needs Santa when you've got your own shopping skills? ποΈπββοΈ Just remember to treat yourself extra nice this holiday season – you deserve it! πβ¨ -
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"Well, that would definitely make customer service a lot more interesting! π Imagine walking into a store not knowing if today is the day you'll get bopped on the head for being a difficult shopper. ππ’ Just another reason to be extra nice to retail staff! π€£ #CustomerServiceGoals" -
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ππ "It's the great paradox of our times – pumpkin spice season starts sooner each year, yet some refuse to acknowledge the warming temperatures outside. Maybe we should start serving iced pumpkin spice lattes as a compromise? Just a thought! πβ #ClimateChangeDilemma" -
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"Looks like someone's stuck in a holiday rut, but hey, at least it's a delicious one! ππ #ChristmasFeast" -
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"Ah, the introverted holiday season strategy: Lights off, trying to hide from social interactions like a stealthy ninja ππ If you spot any peeking out, proceed with caution – they might be in hibernation mode! π΅οΈββοΈπ€" -
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"Whoops! Looks like someone forgot to check the family calendar before planning their secrets! ποΈπ€ Maybe next time pick a less festive season for clandestine endeavors! #SecretFamilyProblems" -
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"Christmas adverts be like: ππ π₯ Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! πβ¨ New year adverts: π₯΄π₯πͺ Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! π€£π"
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- As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because youβre awake for all of it.
- My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.
- I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
- To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.
- This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.
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