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Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Making waves on Reddit:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Live now on Discord:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Making waves on Reddit:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Seen just now on Facebook:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Just landed via Threads:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

14 Funny yoga quotes

Funny yoga quotes add a lighthearted twist to your mindfulness journey! 🧘‍♀️😂 Whether you’re mastering a pose or just trying to avoid falling over, these quotes capture the fun and humor in the world of yoga. Take a deep breath, stretch, and enjoy a good laugh along the way! 😄🧘‍♂️

New funny yoga quotes 👇

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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2 months ago

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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2 months ago

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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2 months ago

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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2 months ago

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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38 shares on Messenger this month:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

42 shares on Twitch this month:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Just shared via Threads:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

Spotted on Discord:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Trending via Telegram:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Just landed via Telegram:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Going viral on Reddit:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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