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  • Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!
  • My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.
  • Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.
  • I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.
  • Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.
  • Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.