Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.
