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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.