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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Going viral on WeChat:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Going viral on Telegram:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Trending via Slack:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Spotted on Facebook:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Just landed via Twitch:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Making waves on Reddit:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

83 shares on Slack this month:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

11 shares on Slack this month:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

60 shares on Threads this month:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

51 shares on Slack this month:

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

86 shares on YouTube this month:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Making waves on Facebook:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Freshly posted on X:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Going viral on X:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Just landed via Threads:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Going viral on Slack:

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Trending via Telegram:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Just shared via Telegram:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Making waves on X:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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