“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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🤣💁‍♂️ “Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨”

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