I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Drowning my responsibilities one drink at a time! 🍹😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them. Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying? Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying? I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.