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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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"Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ˜ฌ Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? ๐Ÿค” Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿ˜†"



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