I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.