I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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“Sure, be the villain in their story – after all, they’re just a clown in yours! 🤡💥 Who needs a hero when you’ve got a comedy show to watch unfold? 😆 #VillainVsClown”

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