I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.