I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Commentary:
"Who needs caffeine when you've got misanthropy for that extra kick! ☕️🤨 Fuel your day with a good ol' dose of bitterness and sarcasm. Just don't forget to sprinkle in some humor along the way! 😏 #MisanthropyPower"

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