I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs caffeine when you've got misanthropy for that extra kick! ☕️🤨 Fuel your day with a good ol' dose of bitterness and sarcasm. Just don't forget to sprinkle in some humor along the way! 😏 #MisanthropyPower" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies. I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations. My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do. I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.