I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared. My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this. I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.
