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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing hi…

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing hi…

Commentary:
Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃‍♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, anxiety, away, eyes, fear, funny situation, hiding, humor, i, just, lock, lock eyes, locked, night, ran, running, running away, situation, spend, spider, stress, where on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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