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Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃‍♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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