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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.