I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Commentary:
“Who said burglars can’t be considerate houseguests? 😅 Keeping your valuables by the front door – just in case your uninvited midnight visitors need a quick exit strategy! 🚪💰 #Priorities”

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